[11:00 PM] Kyrusia:
**NS Roleplay Symposium 2017**
LOCATION: Symposium Hall
TOPIC: "Midnight Madness: The Revolving Door"
TIME: 12AM - ? Eastern, Wednesday/Thursday, July 12th/13th
Welcome to the late night panel! Alcohol (for those of legal age, of course) may (or may not!) be flowing! I'll be your host panel moderator (This is a panel?) tonight. Y'all should know who I am by now, but if not: I'm Kyru!
Tonight's panel is going to go a bit differently. Namely, I may hand this off at some point. Secondly, while I'll be ferrying questions, Mentors should feel free to answer - or comment - when they desire, what they desire! Did I mention the point yet? No, of course I didn't.
Tonight's panel, Midnight Madness: The Revolving Door, will focus on our Mentors and the Mentor Program itself. Namely... Ever wanted to know what it's like to be a Mentor? The type of stuff we deal with daily? Little "in-jokes" and jargon? Ask away!
Onto our panelists... You know the drill, but also feel free to include some fact about yourself that others may not know (if so inclined)!
I also thank guests for their patience. We will pull your questions from the #questions_chamber. To make it easier on us, please keep chatter to the main #ns_mentors channel. Thank you.
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[11:00 PM] Giovenith: I'm Gio, and I'm too young to drink.
[11:01 PM] Lamoni: I'm Lamoni and I do drink.
[11:01 PM] Maltropia: I'm actually supposed to be working on my dissertation right now, but since it's five a.m. I may as well just sprawl into here instead. I'm Maltropia and I sometimes drink.
[11:01 PM] Santh: My name is Santh and I'm an alcojolic
[11:01 PM] Zark: I'm Zark and I'm legal (not in the US, but yes in my country) but I don't drink anyway
[11:01 PM] Santh: wait, this isn't AA
[11:01 PM] Zark:
[11:01 PM] Gren: I'm Gren, and I'm drink.
[11:02 PM] Kyrusia: Welcome, captive panelists!
[11:02 PM] Santh: Gren, specifically, is Sauza Tequila (gold)
[11:02 PM] Lamoni: I swear drunk, i'm not officer. :wink:
[11:02 PM] Gren: Nah, rubbing alcohol, yo.
[11:02 PM] Santh: my favorite teuila
[11:03 PM] Gren: I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD
[11:03 PM] Kyrusia: Question #1: "Fuck your shit" or "Fuck your shite"? Cue existential crisis.
[11:03 PM] Santh: Q1 Fuck you
[11:03 PM] Gren: Fuck that british shit.
[11:03 PM] Maltropia: Such vulgarity.
[11:03 PM] Lamoni: Q1 AMERICUH!
[11:03 PM] Gren: said the one dating two brits
[11:03 PM] Santh: stop dating two brits
[11:03 PM] Giovenith: Q1: AMERICA
[11:03 PM] Santh: that's dangerous
[11:04 PM] Gren: No u.
[11:04 PM] Santh: I'm not dating any brits
[11:04 PM] Kyrusia: Question #2: Ummm, how did you come to meet the other panelists on NS? (Asked by Ched.)
[11:04 PM] Gren: Mostly just interacting.
[11:04 PM] Santh: Q2 I don't know the other panelists
[11:05 PM] Giovenith: Q2: I found this weird website for losers called NationStates and it was all downhill from there
[11:05 PM] Zark: through the mentor program, mostly
[11:05 PM] Kyrusia: Q2: Craigslist.
[11:05 PM] Santh: But they're all on my naughty list
[11:05 PM] Zark: I met few of 'em prior to joining it so
[11:05 PM] Lamoni: We were all thrown in this dark room full of snakes, and had to use our fingertips to get out... the hissing got to you more than anything. :wink:
[11:05 PM] Maltropia: Q2: I thought these were all just other aspects of my split personality disorder.
[11:05 PM] Gren: Actually, hilarious story, Swith once reported me for flaming.
[11:05 PM] Giovenith: Gren is an outlaw
[11:05 PM] Zark: mostly I just knew Swith and Cer from when they tried to join EH for a bit
[11:05 PM] Giovenith: Living on the edge
[11:05 PM] Lamoni: In reality: The mentors WAAAAY back when I joined were friends of mine.
[11:05 PM] Gren: Nah, I was acquitted.
[11:06 PM] Gren: I'm like the Juice.
[11:06 PM] Maltropia: Srs answer: I know most of these people from Mentoring, and Lamoni from GE&Ting.
[11:06 PM] Gren: Except I'm not stuck in the past.
[11:06 PM] Maltropia: Not to be confused with G&Ting.
[11:06 PM] Gren: Ganting?
[11:06 PM] Kyrusia: Q#3: pray tell, a brief history of the Mentor program, for those uninformed among us.
(Like myself) (Asked by Lord Dominator.)
[11:07 PM] Santh: So
[11:07 PM] Maltropia: In the beginning there was Jen
[11:07 PM] Gren: All I know, is that Nightkill was one.
[11:07 PM] Santh: no
[11:07 PM] Maltropia: and I wasn't there
[11:07 PM] Santh: that beginning was NST
[11:07 PM] Maltropia: so I was kinda sad
[11:07 PM] Santh: get it right
[11:07 PM] Lamoni:
[11:07 PM] Gren: Kid was a noob back in the day. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:07 PM] Santh: NS Trainers started and died, like, 5 times
[11:07 PM] Lamoni: That's like asking a bunch of drunks to come up with a coherent story about their day.
[11:07 PM] Santh: so, Jenrak started a more official group
[11:07 PM] Lamoni: Called the Mentors.
[11:07 PM] Gren: gets crucified for referencing Night's days as a nuub
[11:07 PM] Zark: tbh I have no idea what the history of the mentor program is
[11:08 PM] Santh: and literally shanghaied people into mentors
[11:08 PM] Santh: some... didn't survive
[11:08 PM] Lamoni: I am litterally a 2nd gen mentor.
[11:08 PM] Santh: I'm first gen, I think
[11:08 PM] Lamoni: Don't ask about those who sadly did not survive.
[11:08 PM] Santh: and you're why I drink
[11:08 PM] Maltropia: I might be third?
[11:08 PM] Lamoni:
[11:08 PM] Maltropia: I recall stealing Yohannes' keys on his way out
[11:09 PM] Gren: I'm not a mentor.
[11:09 PM] Santh: Gren became a mentor on September 23rd, 2024
[11:09 PM] Kyrusia: Q#:potato: What's the most memorable and craziest mentoring you have ever done on the site? (Asked by Ched; avoid specifics.)
[11:09 PM] Maltropia: Can't remember.
[11:09 PM] Gren: I'm the fucking john connor of mentors.
[11:09 PM] Santh: There was this guy who was obsessed with this other guy
[11:09 PM] Sunset: I think Maltropia is littorally a mentor, but that's a whole different kettle of fish.
[11:09 PM] Santh: and I tried mediating
[11:09 PM] Santh: and it didn't work
[11:10 PM] Zark: tbh I haven't had to do anything all that crazy
[11:10 PM] Maltropia: Coastal management degree; everything I do is littoral.
[11:10 PM] Gren: SAme
[11:10 PM] Lamoni: Getting into the middle of a big argument, trying to get both sides to calm down and work things out. Didn't work. (names withheld for various reasons).
[11:10 PM] Giovenith: Q3: This was before I was an official Mentor, but I once TG'd someone with advice for an RP because he had publicly asked for it. He immediately requested to marry our leaders in reply.
[11:11 PM] Lamoni:
[11:11 PM] Zark: LOLWUT
[11:11 PM] Gren: Gio marry me. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:11 PM] Maltropia: Oh, I was once asked to explain what "pole play mentors" were.
[11:11 PM] Maltropia: That's a bit too mature for NS though.
[11:11 PM] Lamoni: I remember that, Malt.
[11:11 PM] Giovenith: Interestingly, not the first time I've been round-about proposed to completely out of nowhere on the internet
[11:11 PM] Santh: I mentored Malt in pole play, like, eight years ago
[11:11 PM] Kyrusia: "Pole play Mentors."
[11:11 PM] Gren: I was about to say, that's my favorite Tumblr, Malt.
[11:12 PM] Maltropia: Santh is the expert.
[11:12 PM] Lamoni: Santh and I know where all the bodies are buried.
[11:12 PM] Gren: I pioneered it.
[11:13 PM] Kyrusia: Question #5: Who on god's green earth decided to allow this late night panel?
Also, how did you all get your green/red status? (Asked by Deramen.)
[11:13 PM] Kyrusia: Q5: Me and nsrps.boards.net/thread/50/mentor-program-overview
[11:13 PM] Maltropia: Bribes
[11:13 PM] Zark: ^
[11:13 PM] Santh: Q5 Kyrusia does not live on god's green earth
[11:13 PM] Zark: nuff said, really
[11:13 PM] Lamoni: Kyru decided to allow the panel. We got our positions with bribes. :wink:
[11:13 PM] Santh: He lives Underneath
[11:13 PM] Santh: he is afraid of the zee, however
[11:13 PM] Gren: We all took a vote after the orgy.
[11:13 PM] Santh: goats cannot swim(edited)
[11:13 PM] Lamoni: But seriously, the guide that was linked will give you an idea of how we ACTUALLY got our green names.
[11:14 PM] Kyrusia: BUT IS IT ART?!
[11:14 PM] Santh: I got mine by random selection, like many of the first mentors
[11:14 PM] Giovenith: Q5: Ultimately? Unusually extensive education on social influencing, more patience than probably healthy, and a bit of ponies.
[11:14 PM] Lamoni: Yes Kyru, it is.
[11:14 PM] Santh: it was really hit-and-miss in the beginning
[11:14 PM] Gren: all art is porn, jyru
[11:14 PM] Sunset: And I have no idea what was going through anyone's head when they gave Kyru any shred of authority. The man's... Wait, what was that? A million? Seriously? Okay... He's a saint.
[11:15 PM] Zark:
[11:15 PM] Santh: those aren't American dollars, Sunset
[11:15 PM] Santh: they're sand dollars
[11:15 PM] Lamoni: Kyru, the Demonic Mentor Overgoat
[11:15 PM] Maltropia: Kyrusia was nearly passed over in favour of Hataria
[11:15 PM] Maltropia: True story
[11:15 PM] Lamoni:
[11:15 PM] Sunset: Dunna care. I gotta make 4 beds to keep the settlers happy and that's cloth son, cloth.
[11:16 PM] Santh: sand dollars aren't...
[11:16 PM] Santh: nevermind
[11:16 PM] Santh: have fun with that
[11:16 PM] Kyrusia: Question #6: WTF is up with the Mentor "coat of arms"?
[11:16 PM] Santh: Q6 link?
[11:16 PM] Lamoni: We decided that we wanted one, and Kyru made one.
[11:16 PM] Lamoni: True fax
[11:16 PM] Maltropia: Kyrusia decided he wanted one*
[11:16 PM] Kyrusia: santh nsrps.boards.net/thread/50/mentor-program-overview
[11:16 PM] Gren: Ther'es a coat of arms?
[11:16 PM] Santh: the board is down!
[11:16 PM] Zark: there is Gren and it's great -nods-
[11:16 PM] Gren: I thought we just had a goat of arms.
[11:17 PM] Giovenith: Q6: What's up is that you better make your proper blood sacrifices to the Goatlord or you won't like what you find in your toilet the next full moon
[11:17 PM] Zark:
[11:17 PM] Zark: puts Kyru on banner, displays
[11:17 PM] Santh: I see nothing wrong with our CoA
[11:17 PM] Kyrusia: i.imgur.com/g6VXhuP.png
[11:17 PM] Lamoni: I like our CoA
[11:17 PM] Santh: there's overgoats, of course
[11:17 PM] Santh: a quill and paper
[11:17 PM] Lamoni: Macabees
[11:17 PM] Santh: for writing, naturally
[11:17 PM] Gren: So, I was right. Goat of arms.
[11:17 PM] Santh: a lock, for imprisonment
[11:17 PM] Santh: a flog, for the obvious
[11:18 PM] Maltropia: An open lock to show that we don't actually have any authority so stop asking us to do mod things
[11:18 PM] Swith: Hiya, I'm Swith, and I lost track of time. Somebody beer me, plz.
[11:18 PM] Santh: pretty self-explanatory
[11:18 PM] Lamoni: Don't mind that everything on the CoA can be used for BDSM. :wink:
[11:18 PM] Gren: Kinky BDSM?
[11:18 PM] Santh: no
[11:18 PM] Maltropia: Especially the goats
[11:18 PM] Zark: beers Swith
[11:18 PM] Lamoni: gives Swith a beer
[11:18 PM] Santh: the nonkinky bdsm
[11:18 PM] Gren: tosses a fith of vodka to Swith
[11:18 PM] Maltropia: BDSM can be kinky?
[11:18 PM] Swith: Yay! I'll take both, TY.
[11:18 PM] Gren: Beer on liquor will make you sicker.
[11:19 PM] Swith: Yes, Malt, but in the case of our crest, we're just knotty.
[11:19 PM] Gren: Liquer on beer, never fear.
[11:19 PM] Kyrusia: Best Question: How much sand paper underwear does it take to produce a Bastard Mentor post? (Asked by Tilt.)
[11:19 PM] Lamoni: Kyru would know best.
[11:19 PM] Swith: None. It takes more effort for me not to be a bastard mentor. :smile:
[11:19 PM] Santh: BQ I haven't produced one
[11:19 PM] Gren: Whatever the wequivalent of dealing with my drunk ass all night is.
[11:19 PM] Giovenith: I ate my bastard Mentor counterpart the second she was born. I now have the strength of two little girls.
[11:19 PM] Lamoni: I hope that you're stronger than that, Gio.
[11:20 PM] Santh: combined or one at a time?
[11:20 PM] Kyrusia: BQ: Standard issue, ofc.
[11:20 PM] Gren: Gio doen'st even lift.
[11:20 PM] Swith: She pulls her weight, though.
[11:20 PM] Zark: that light, Swith?
[11:20 PM] Swith:
[11:20 PM] Sunset: I wouldn't know. I'm old school - while you're busy making a Bastard Mentor post, I've changed your login password to 'goshimaplonker', changed your disk allocation to a random two digit number, and sent those pictures of you from the campus security cameras to the Dean.
[11:20 PM] Lamoni: Gio needs to go to the Gym!
[11:20 PM] Giovenith: once actually sat in a hanging chair, tried to lift my own weight, couldn't
[11:21 PM] Maltropia: Did you try lifting by your shoestrings?
[11:21 PM] Kyrusia: Question #7: Favorite and funniest RP you've ever participated in? (Lord Dominator and Sailor, respectively.)
[11:21 PM] Gren: PULL URSEF UP BYE UR BOOTSTRASP!
[11:21 PM] Maltropia: The war on GEIJD, purely for the adventures of Akimonad's rogue ship the Skua.
[11:21 PM] Lamoni: I'm with Malt on this one.
[11:21 PM] Santh: Q7 No one in II has a sense of humor, so no funny ones
[11:21 PM] Maltropia: Also the baby-throwing incident.
[11:21 PM] Zark: for me, the second iteration of Elementals, down in P2TM
[11:21 PM] Giovenith: That baby had it coming.
[11:22 PM] Kyrusia: "The Baby Throwing Incident."
[11:22 PM] Maltropia: It was a sackful of babies, to be clear.
[11:22 PM] Zark: quality-wise, pretty good, but probably not that great
[11:22 PM] Zark: but I had tons of fun in it
[11:22 PM] Maltropia: If anyone's up for it, I'd love to revive that thread some time.
[11:22 PM] Gren: I'm down for babby throwing,
[11:22 PM] Swith: My favorite is Personification Life. I love the people in our group. Awesome PLeeps are awesome. The funniest is a half-assed PbEM on our corporate server. It's like crack.
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: Oh, favourite RP? Anything I start.
[11:23 PM] Giovenith: Q7: That pseudo-RP we had in PL's OOC when we all first got out family roles
[11:23 PM] Santh: Can we do least favorite?
[11:23 PM] Santh: Mine are anything Mal starts
[11:23 PM] Lamoni: Tells Malt that he's gonna need a bigger
[11:23 PM] Kyrusia: Question #8: Should we or should we not start pumping laughing gas into the super secret Mentor clubhouse?
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: Also anything I start, yes
[11:23 PM] Swith: Oh god, I remember that, Gio!
[11:23 PM] Gren: its not already there?
[11:23 PM] Lamoni: I thought that it was ALWAYS being pumped in there!
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: My favourite RP is the IIwiki discussion thread
[11:23 PM] Santh: Q8 clubhouse is air-tight
[11:23 PM] Santh: we're suffocating
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: We pretend we have a working server
[11:24 PM] Swith: The gas might mask the fart and gym sock smell.
[11:24 PM] Santh: send help
[11:24 PM] Giovenith: Q8: I stay stony-faced in the presence of laughing gas.
[11:24 PM] Lamoni: The clubhouse could really use some showers, just saying.
[11:24 PM] Gren: Souns like Cer's been having fun.
[11:24 PM] Zark: gas cannot affect a lich
[11:24 PM] Zark: I rest my case
[11:24 PM] Kyrusia: We can't afford both running water and booze.
[11:24 PM] Swith: Okay, booze stays.
[11:24 PM] Kyrusia: Correction: I can't pay for y'all to have both.
[11:25 PM] Kyrusia: Correction: We don't need running water.
[11:25 PM] Gren: you can shower in booze.
[11:25 PM] Lamoni: Heh, that's right, I made Kyru pay for everything.
[11:25 PM] Santh: We can bathe with vodka
[11:25 PM] Gren: Works just as well.
[11:25 PM] Lamoni: Hey Kyru, wanna explain that one?
[11:25 PM] Gren: its basically just rubbing alcohol anyways, Santh.
[11:25 PM] Swith: Lamoni, running water?
[11:25 PM] Gren: I should know, I'm drinking it.
[11:25 PM] Mincaldenteans: lies, its that hot tub he's been saving up for
[11:25 PM] Lamoni: :wink:
[11:25 PM] Swith: :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:25 PM] Santh: Why is the tequila drinking rubbing alcohol
[11:25 PM] Swith: Wait, Kyru is the mod for this panel?
[11:26 PM] Gren: Because I can't drink myself.
[11:26 PM] Santh: Kyu is the mood for everything
[11:26 PM] Swith: offers ice for the Goat's mousing hand I'd hate to do this transcript!
[11:26 PM] Kyrusia: :cow:
[11:26 PM] Santh: Mousing hand
[11:26 PM] Santh: Right
[11:26 PM] Kyrusia: Don't worry. I don't put as much effort as you do. Everybody just gets lines and bolded questions.
[11:26 PM] Santh: Is that what is called
[11:27 PM] Swith: Tsk. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:27 PM] Lamoni: So Kyru pays for everything at the Mentor clubhouse because I was clever enough to figure out how to access his cards, bank accounts, and everywhere else that he stores money. We also have access to his liquor cabinet. True Fax.
[11:27 PM] Swith: Questions? Throw us questions, man!
[11:27 PM] Kyrusia: Question Something: Best quotes. Now. (Asked by Sailor.)(edited)
[11:28 PM] Zark: meh, don't have any
[11:28 PM] Lamoni: But i'm too lazy to go look for your reaction to when you realized that you are paying for everything, Kyru! :wink:
[11:28 PM] Sunset: Everything I say is NSFS.
[11:28 PM] Lamoni: Because THAT is my favorite quote on NS.
[11:29 PM] Swith: I... I can't think of any. Total blank. It's a sign that my brain is fading.
[11:29 PM] Gren: Swith is drink!
[11:29 PM] Giovenith: “I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider. ” -Jhonen Vasquez
You didn't say they had to be from NS. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:29 PM] Santh: I feel woefully unprepared for this panel
[11:29 PM] Kyrusia: It's OK. They didn't expect any.
[11:29 PM] Swith: Sadly, I am too sober.
[11:30 PM] Lamoni: "...That explains where all the money in my offshore account went..." - Kyru
[11:30 PM] Kyrusia: Question #10: What kind of snacks is there in the Minty lounge? (Asked by Tilt.)
[11:30 PM] Giovenith: Q10: Babies.
[11:30 PM] Swith: Besides, if I were drunk, I'd poke @koth until he stopped clock-watching and started dancing with us.
[11:30 PM] Santh: Tacos
[11:30 PM] Swith: Souls.
[11:30 PM] Maltropia: Not the same babies that went out the window, to be clear
[11:30 PM] Koth: eh?
[11:30 PM] Gren: Santh, PT2m is NS's frat house. We'll druink you under the dabtle.
[11:30 PM] Lamoni: The dead bodies and souls of those who annoy us.
[11:30 PM] Santh: Soul tacos
[11:30 PM] Swith: Gren, so true.
[11:30 PM] Sunset: Imported cheese and well-aged wine. See Kyru's offshore bank account.
[11:30 PM] Giovenith: Babies annoy us.
[11:30 PM] Zark: soul tacos are the best
[11:30 PM] Zark: especially if they come with carcasses to reanimate
[11:31 PM] Zark: and guacamole
[11:31 PM] Santh: 8 shots of yourself gren
[11:31 PM] Santh: Let's go
[11:31 PM] Zark: let's not forget the guacamole
[11:31 PM] Gren: already there Santh.
[11:31 PM] Santh: Damn
[11:31 PM] Santh: No wonder I hit my head on that tale
[11:31 PM] Kyrusia: Question #11: For those who can/will drink, how inebriated are you on a scale of 1-7? (Asked by Lord Dominator.)
[11:31 PM] Lamoni: Drinks all of P2TM under the table
[11:31 PM] Giovenith: Q11: sips water(edited)
[11:31 PM] Santh: What number is more?
[11:32 PM] Lamoni: Q11: What number is the drunkest?
[11:32 PM] Gren: Eleventy six.
[11:32 PM] Kyrusia: Q11: What is number?
[11:32 PM] Santh: Q11 yes
[11:32 PM] Maltropia: Q11 not for me thanks
[11:32 PM] Swith: But... Swith can not into alcohol this week. :sob:
[11:32 PM] Gren: wai doe(edited)
[11:32 PM] Zark: Q11: attempts to drink, alcohol drips from his open ribcage
[11:33 PM] Swith: iz not allowed by doktorr.
[11:33 PM] Zark: dok-torr
[11:33 PM] Zark: exterminate
[11:33 PM] Gren: Aww.
[11:33 PM] Swith: Dok-torr
[11:33 PM] Gren: I'm tau on a scale of 1-7.
[11:33 PM] Kyrusia: Question #12: most insane ideas the Mentors had to shoot down? (Asked by Eridani.)
[11:33 PM] Gren: of druink.
[11:33 PM] Santh: Cybersex
[11:34 PM] Zark: well there was one asshole who thought it might be nice to have a sympo- oh wait
[11:34 PM] Maltropia: Making Maltropia a Mentor
[11:34 PM] Santh: Not insane I guess
[11:34 PM] Maltropia: I mean seriously, what kind of dumb idea was that?
[11:34 PM] Santh: But that got shot down
[11:34 PM] Swith: That's okay, though. I'm beautiful flips hair so people buy me drinks and I pass them on to all of you. :smile:
[11:34 PM] Maltropia: Fortunately
[11:34 PM] Lamoni: Q12: Swith stalking me
[11:34 PM] Lamoni: :wink:
[11:34 PM] Gren: Maltropia sounds like a mix drink with a 40 oz.
[11:34 PM] Lamoni: I keep calling Malt "Single Malt Whiskey" watches intently for his reaction
[11:35 PM] Swith: Oh god, really? The most insane was "Why don't we use change.org to petition Max to stop r/d!"
[11:35 PM] Single Malt Whiskey: bleeds to death
[11:35 PM] Swith: I was all, "Max don't give two shits. Hush and go lock your region."
[11:35 PM] Gren: I take reesponsibilility for that.
[11:35 PM] Lameoni: Rightio
[11:36 PM] Lamoni: :stuck_out_tongue: Drinks more Single Malt Whiskey
[11:36 PM] Santh: I liked the petitions to remove all mods after the may massacre
[11:36 PM] Swith: Wat?
[11:36 PM] Swith: You serious??
[11:36 PM] Lamoni: That was both amusing, and insane.
[11:36 PM] Giovenith: Q12: "No, I won't marry my leader to you so she can birth a baby that will massacre sentient animals."
[11:36 PM] Lamoni: We serious.
[11:37 PM] Kyrusia: Question #13: Favorite franchise? (Asked by LD.)
[11:37 PM] Swith: To RP?
[11:37 PM] Gren: not my empooyer.
[11:37 PM] Santh: Circle K
[11:37 PM] Lamoni: Probably the most insane thing that the mentors had to cope with was the reaction to "Liberate Haven," in all honesty.
[11:37 PM] Lamoni: Q13: 7-11
[11:37 PM] Sunset: Q12: Hard one to answer; Insanity depends on the context in which its asked. Most are just some form of 'breach of community standards'. Like 1AU starships.
[11:37 PM] Swith: WH40K, though I'm getting burnt on the codex changes. They nerfed me fucking nids.
[11:37 PM] Kyrusia: I also don't like em:poop:yer.
[11:37 PM] Santh: Circle K is cheaper
[11:37 PM] Santh: 89 cent drinks
[11:38 PM] Zark: I don't know about RPing (I don't tend to RP franchises), but I love the story of the Legacy of Kain games, fwiw
[11:38 PM] Sunset: Q13: Wendy's.
[11:38 PM] Giovenith: Q13: Ever? Sailor Moon. To RP? Whatever it is I'm hooked on at the moment.
[11:38 PM] Zark: oh fast food
[11:38 PM] Zark: nevermind
[11:38 PM] Swith: Food franchise would be Panda Express.
[11:38 PM] Lamoni: No Circle K out my way, santh
[11:38 PM] Zark: well actually there's these local pizzas called chipola :ok_hand:
[11:38 PM] Santh: I'm sorry
[11:38 PM] Kyrusia: Favorite fast food? Orphanage.(edited)
[11:38 PM] Zark: LOLL
[11:38 PM] Santh: Kids aren't fast
[11:38 PM] Sunset: Wow.
[11:38 PM] Swith: The paperwork takes forever.
[11:39 PM] Giovenith: Favorite fast food: McDonalds. I'm gross American trash.
[11:39 PM] Swith: And they're stringy.
[11:39 PM] Santh: Eridani is violent
[11:39 PM] Lamoni: Favorite fast food? Probably McDonalds or Wendys.
[11:39 PM] Santh: Ew
[11:39 PM] Santh: Taco shops
[11:39 PM] Swith: I thought you typed "Eridani is violet"... was about to demand that anchor button.
[11:39 PM] Santh: Best fast foods
[11:39 PM] Kyrusia: Question #14: How much would you say the current panel resembles an average Mentor chat, except with random questions from the usually non-existent audience? (Asked by LD.)
[11:40 PM] Santh: It doesn't
[11:40 PM] Santh: We don't talk
[11:40 PM] Lamoni: We're having too much fun here.
[11:40 PM] Giovenith: Q14: This is about 40% less stupid than it usually is.
[11:40 PM] Zark: on a scale of one to ten? :sweet_potato:
[11:40 PM] Santh: Which number is stupider?
[11:40 PM] Swith: The average Mentor chat is a wake.
[11:41 PM] Gren: Im here, so its too incopmetent
[11:41 PM] Swith: Well, except for our NSFW section. We share nudes.
[11:41 PM] Gren: I drag down the thing.
[11:41 PM] Santh: Mostly of other players
[11:41 PM] Kyrusia: Question #15: What 'verse have you not seen as a basis for RP but would jump on on sight? (Asked by Tilt 2x!)
[11:41 PM] Santh: Like gren
[11:41 PM] Swith: Mostly the nudes players send us when they're stalking us.
[11:42 PM] Gren: speaking of which, did you get my latest set, Swtih?
[11:42 PM] Lamoni:
[11:42 PM] Swith: I've seen too much. Too much. I would love a KND RP, though.
[11:42 PM] Giovenith: Q15: Invader Zim. Well, I mean, I have seen RP universes based on that, but none of them were... good.
[11:42 PM] Kyrusia: Also something like twenty minutes remain before I stop bothering to log our shitposting anymore. x]
[11:42 PM] Swith: Gren, I did. Very sexy.
[11:42 PM] Santh: Q15: The Expanse
[11:42 PM] Gren: aawww man, I loved knd as a kdi.
[11:42 PM] Zark: I don't think I'd jump on it, but something related to the aforementioned LoK would be badass
[11:42 PM] Gren: ty bby
[11:42 PM] Gren: :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:42 PM] Zark: maybe Darksiders or something, dunno
[11:42 PM] Giovenith: I still remember what Number of the KND I pretended to be. 633.
[11:42 PM] Swith: Shitposting for the win!
[11:43 PM] Swith: We should make a KND RP.
[11:43 PM] Lamoni: Hooray for shitposting!!!!!
[11:43 PM] Santh: I wouldn't actually RP it because I don't do P2tm
[11:43 PM] Santh: but The expanse for reals
[11:43 PM] Swith: Santh, you can do P2TM. We don't bite that hard. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:43 PM] Santh: akso you can tell when I am using my phone or not
[11:43 PM] Gren: I barely bige at all
[11:43 PM] Zark: I liked KND back when I watched TV, but I barely remember a thing about it
[11:44 PM] Kyrusia: Question #16: When the symposium concludes on Friday night, what's the first you're going to do? (besides falling asleep for a well deserved rest) (Asked by Ched.)
[11:44 PM] Giovenith: I could start an Invader Zim RP, but it would never get off the ground because Irkens don't have sex and I'd try to enforce canon.
[11:44 PM] Swith: It's ending?
[11:44 PM] Gren: knd > nkvd
[11:44 PM] Santh: Q16 ask how long the symposium is going on for
[11:44 PM] Gren: Im gonna work on research!
[11:44 PM] Kyrusia: I'd join a Cheka-based RP. xD
[11:44 PM] Giovenith: Q16: Eat something warm and covered in grease or oil.
[11:44 PM] Swith: I'm going to sleep. For a whole day. And then I'm going to catch up on all my RP.
[11:45 PM] Kyrusia: Probably drink.
[11:45 PM] Gren: and maybe catch up on rp.
[11:45 PM] Kyrusia: Like, actually drink.
[11:45 PM] Zark: probably keep on playing vidya and doing mundane shit on P2TM
[11:45 PM] Maltropia: Stop putting off my overdue thesis
[11:45 PM] Lamoni: After the NSRPS is over? RP, drink, rp, drink some more... repeat.
[11:45 PM] Swith: I'm not putting your thesis off.
[11:46 PM] Maltropia: I'm up 'til 4 in the morning 'cause you guys can't figure out how to [anchor]
[11:46 PM] Swith: LMAO
[11:46 PM] Maltropia: I don't exactly see you doing it either, Swith
[11:46 PM] Gren: heyh, man, id on't even knwo what the shit your thesis is.
[11:46 PM] Swith: Malt, that's because I've been busy finishing my dissertation. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:46 PM] Kyrusia: Question #17: Imperial or Stormcloak? (Asked by Eridani; modified by me.)
[11:46 PM] Swith: Neither.
[11:47 PM] Zark: I don't play that
[11:47 PM] Santh: Imperial
[11:47 PM] Lamoni: Imperial. DIE, STORMCLOAK SCUM!
[11:47 PM] Gren: jedi
[11:47 PM] Santh: Stormclocks are stupid
[11:47 PM] Giovenith: Arguing on the internet taught me more about fallacies, sourcing, and structure than school ever did.
[11:47 PM] Swith: Dragonborn.
[11:47 PM] Sunset: Stormcloak, Imperials tried to kill me and for no damned good reason.
[11:47 PM] Kyrusia: THE REACH IS FOR THE REACHMEN!
[11:47 PM] Gren: NCR
[11:47 PM] Giovenith: Q17: Beatniks.
[11:47 PM] Santh: NCR
[11:47 PM] Maltropia: The Dwarves are for the Dwarves!
[11:47 PM] Maltropia: Wait, that's Lewis
[11:48 PM] Gren: haha ninjad
[11:48 PM] Santh: no
[11:48 PM] Santh: I agreed with you
[11:48 PM] Swith: (You know, the next time we do this, let's swap avatars and nicks)
[11:48 PM] Gren: suuuuure
[11:48 PM] Sunset: Though yes, Stormcloaks are stupid. Pretty much both sides are stupid cause they are clearly being played.
[11:48 PM] Lamoni: That'd be a cool idea, Swith.
[11:48 PM] Gren: that's be alwesome, swithe
[11:48 PM] Swith: :smile:
[11:48 PM] Kyrusia: Question #18: If you had to swap one day with any other Mentor, which would it be and why?
[11:48 PM] Santh: you're being played, Sunset. Played like a cheap harpsichord
[11:49 PM] Zark: I dunno
[11:49 PM] Giovenith: Q18: None, my life is disgustingly lazy right now, I don't want to fill it with RESPONSIBILITIES.
[11:49 PM] Swith: I'd swap with Kyru and then give all Mentors a solid week off from duty.
[11:49 PM] Gren: was Nat ever a mentor?
[11:49 PM] Lamoni: I'd switch with moka, so that I could be drunk all day long.
[11:49 PM] Maltropia: I've been taking weeks off anyway
[11:49 PM] Zark: most of them sound like they have jobs and responsibilities, eww
[11:49 PM] Zark: Gren, no
[11:49 PM] Lamoni: @moka
[11:49 PM] Gren: Shit
[11:50 PM] moka: hiccup
[11:50 PM] moka: what
[11:50 PM] Lamoni: The moka finally arrives!
[11:50 PM] Kyrusia: Question #19: if you had to have a college garage band what would you call it? (Asked by WPT.)
[11:50 PM] Swith: Kyru, who would you swap with? Tell ussss.
[11:50 PM] Zark: we keep this up, we'll get more cameos than the MCU
[11:50 PM] Swith: We did. It was called Anal Lace.
[11:50 PM] moka: The Moka is tired...
[11:50 PM] Santh: Q19 My actual college garage band was The Siren Says
[11:50 PM] Santh: I played bass
[11:50 PM] Maltropia: Q:19: The
[11:50 PM] Kyrusia: REDACTED
[11:50 PM] Zark: Nearly-Soulless Human/Jameson Hybrid (inside joke )
[11:51 PM] Kyrusia: Santh knows what it is.
[11:51 PM] moka: Q19: Trans-formers
[11:51 PM] Kyrusia: IT'S A FAMOUS NAME FOR A SHIP.
[11:51 PM] Swith: Lollipop?
[11:51 PM] Lamoni: Titanic?
[11:51 PM] Kyrusia: No.
[11:51 PM] Gren: that sowns like some kinky shit, siwth.
[11:51 PM] Giovenith: Q19: The 12th Muse. We don't play instruments or perform, we just scream into mics for 40 minutes straight. It's a commentary on the degrading nature of art in modern society.
[11:51 PM] Maltropia: You sown, Gren
[11:51 PM] Sunset: Q19: The only instrument I've ever 'trained' on - poorly - was the flute. So... It would be really obscene.
[11:51 PM] Tilt: Gio, marry me.
[11:51 PM] Gren: i have no musical talent, so no band
[11:51 PM] Swith: Gren, we played really bad metal... like really piss poor performance.
[11:51 PM] Giovenith: Not this time, Tilt. Not this time.
[11:51 PM] Tilt: q-q
[11:52 PM] Gren: bad metal is beter than no metal
[11:52 PM] Swith: True.
[11:52 PM] Kyrusia: 8 minutes until my logging patience has been expended.
[11:52 PM] Lamoni: Gio, confuse everyone, and marry Swith!
[11:52 PM] Maltropia: That's how you get tetanus, Gren
[11:52 PM] moka: Q19: Industrial intimacy
[11:52 PM] Gren: I got a shot for that acfter katrina, malt.
[11:52 PM] Kyrusia: Question 20: Favorite movie? (Asked by Deramen.)
[11:52 PM] Swith: 8 more minutes of being witty and clean, and then we can let loose.
[11:52 PM] Gren: actual favorie or favorit to hate?
[11:52 PM] Giovenith: Q20: 10 Things I Hate About You.
[11:52 PM] Swith: Mulan.
[11:52 PM] Zark: fuck, no idea
[11:53 PM] Tilt: That's OK, I'll just log the rest of it.
[11:53 PM] Lamoni: Q20: no idea, honestly
[11:53 PM] Santh: Q20 no idea but seeing as 10 Things was mentioned
[11:53 PM] Swith: Noes, Tilty.
[11:53 PM] moka: Q20: Scarface
[11:53 PM] Santh: "I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls"
[11:53 PM] Zark: I barely bother to do favorites because I can never pick, and with movies in particular I'm kind of apathetic
[11:53 PM] Tilt: (penguin)
[11:53 PM] Sunset: Q20: Mel Brooks anything.
[11:53 PM] Swith: ^
[11:53 PM] Maltropia: LotR and maybe Airplane.
[11:53 PM] Gren: woo melbriksl!
[11:53 PM] Lamoni: "And don't call me shirley"
[11:53 PM] Kyrusia: Tombstone.
[11:53 PM] Santh: melbriks are such a knock-off of Lego
[11:53 PM] Kyrusia: I'll be y' huckleberry...
[11:53 PM] moka: Mel Brooks is a saint, we need to cannonize him
[11:54 PM] Gren: ^
[11:54 PM] Santh: Tombstone is so good
[11:54 PM] moka: I should see that one
[11:54 PM] Lamoni: Pretends to be the Pope, canonizes Mel Brooks
[11:54 PM] Maltropia: "pretends"
[11:54 PM] moka: you know Lamoni we could just start our own religon
[11:54 PM] Lamoni: That we could!
[11:54 PM] Santh: Lamoni, why does your avatar look like John Oliver
[11:54 PM] Lamoni:
[11:54 PM] Sunset: I'm pretty sure Mel's been the Pope; He can cannonize himself.
[11:54 PM] Gren: i have a friend who startd a shrke pardoy religion.
[11:54 PM] moka: It's the ears santh
[11:54 PM] Maltropia: Why does John Oliver look like a pipe-smoking corgi
[11:55 PM] Kyrusia: Question #21: Eggplant or pickles? (Bastardized from Deramen.)
[11:55 PM] Swith: LMAO
[11:55 PM] Santh: pickles
[11:55 PM] Lamoni: The church of Mentors.
[11:55 PM] Gren: You blege alegence to the swamp.
[11:55 PM] Sunset: Pickles.
[11:55 PM] Lamoni: Pickles!
[11:55 PM] Santh: what the fuck is wrong with you, Derman
[11:55 PM] moka: Q21: Death
[11:55 PM] Zark: neither
[11:55 PM] Gren: and take a bite out of an onion.
[11:55 PM] Swith: Pickled eggplant.
[11:55 PM] Giovenith: Q21: They're both gross. Maruchan ramen noodles.
...
There's no food in this house right now.
[11:55 PM] Gren: Anoone remember Olthar?
[11:55 PM] Zark: I do
[11:55 PM] Maltropia: yes
[11:55 PM] Santh: Giovenith that's way too much salt
[11:55 PM] Lamoni: *Sends a shipment of food to Giovenith *
[11:55 PM] Santh: have you gotten your blood pressure checked?
[11:56 PM] Gren: I used ot run an f7 church dedicated tii ger,
[11:56 PM] Giovenith: santh You won't know the meaning of "too much salt" until I'm through with you
[11:56 PM] Tilt: pets Giovenith
[11:56 PM] moka: giggity
[11:56 PM] Swith: santh Seriously, she's sinister.
[11:56 PM] Kyrusia: FINAL QUESTION: Would you rather be doing anything other than this right now?
[11:57 PM] Santh: FQ god yes
[11:57 PM] Lamoni: Hell no! This is fun!
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: Anythin.
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: gggg
[11:57 PM] Zark: I'm already playing Starbound, so
[11:57 PM] Santh: In fact, I'm going now
[11:57 PM] Swith: Sleep.
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: Spare gs for when I next miss one
[11:57 PM] moka: well... I was about to go to sleep, then Lamoni summoned me
[11:57 PM] Gren: in bed with my lover and grillfriend
[11:57 PM] Giovenith: I have no life, so... I don't know.
[11:57 PM] Lamoni: Summons Moka, the drunk monster
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: George Foreman
[11:57 PM] Santh: I love Gren's grillfriend, too
[11:57 PM] Tilt: I pet people everyday.
[11:57 PM] Swith: pets Tilt
[11:57 PM] Zark: THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
[11:58 PM] Lamoni: pets Swith and Gio
[11:58 PM] Maltropia: So where am I sitting now, Zark?
[11:58 PM] Swith: is petted
[11:58 PM] Gren: but have the turns tabled?
[11:58 PM] moka: steps away from the petting
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[11:58 PM] Maltropia: This screws up the arrangements for the party
[11:58 PM] Zark: the tattles have turbed, Gren
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia:
NS Roleplay Symposium 2017
TOPIC: "Midnight Madness: The Revolving Door"
TIME: COMPLETED
[11:58 PM] Maltropia: Turbo-tattler
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia: Y'all shitpost elsewhere.
[11:58 PM] Swith:
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia: :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:58 PM] Gren: the titties have been turked
[11:59 PM] Swith: Kyru's all, "Fuck this shit. Go HOME."
[11:59 PM] Zark: nu
[11:59 PM] moka: *PETS EVERONE!(
[11:59 PM] Maltropia: You can't tell me what to do
[11:59 PM] Lamoni: Keep the shitposts going!
**NS Roleplay Symposium 2017**
LOCATION: Symposium Hall
TOPIC: "Midnight Madness: The Revolving Door"
TIME: 12AM - ? Eastern, Wednesday/Thursday, July 12th/13th
Welcome to the late night panel! Alcohol (for those of legal age, of course) may (or may not!) be flowing! I'll be your host panel moderator (This is a panel?) tonight. Y'all should know who I am by now, but if not: I'm Kyru!
Tonight's panel is going to go a bit differently. Namely, I may hand this off at some point. Secondly, while I'll be ferrying questions, Mentors should feel free to answer - or comment - when they desire, what they desire! Did I mention the point yet? No, of course I didn't.
Tonight's panel, Midnight Madness: The Revolving Door, will focus on our Mentors and the Mentor Program itself. Namely... Ever wanted to know what it's like to be a Mentor? The type of stuff we deal with daily? Little "in-jokes" and jargon? Ask away!
Onto our panelists... You know the drill, but also feel free to include some fact about yourself that others may not know (if so inclined)!
I also thank guests for their patience. We will pull your questions from the #questions_chamber. To make it easier on us, please keep chatter to the main #ns_mentors channel. Thank you.
BEGIN
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[11:00 PM] Giovenith: I'm Gio, and I'm too young to drink.
[11:01 PM] Lamoni: I'm Lamoni and I do drink.
[11:01 PM] Maltropia: I'm actually supposed to be working on my dissertation right now, but since it's five a.m. I may as well just sprawl into here instead. I'm Maltropia and I sometimes drink.
[11:01 PM] Santh: My name is Santh and I'm an alcojolic
[11:01 PM] Zark: I'm Zark and I'm legal (not in the US, but yes in my country) but I don't drink anyway
[11:01 PM] Santh: wait, this isn't AA
[11:01 PM] Zark:
[11:01 PM] Gren: I'm Gren, and I'm drink.
[11:02 PM] Kyrusia: Welcome, captive panelists!
[11:02 PM] Santh: Gren, specifically, is Sauza Tequila (gold)
[11:02 PM] Lamoni: I swear drunk, i'm not officer. :wink:
[11:02 PM] Gren: Nah, rubbing alcohol, yo.
[11:02 PM] Santh: my favorite teuila
[11:03 PM] Gren: I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD
[11:03 PM] Kyrusia: Question #1: "Fuck your shit" or "Fuck your shite"? Cue existential crisis.
[11:03 PM] Santh: Q1 Fuck you
[11:03 PM] Gren: Fuck that british shit.
[11:03 PM] Maltropia: Such vulgarity.
[11:03 PM] Lamoni: Q1 AMERICUH!
[11:03 PM] Gren: said the one dating two brits
[11:03 PM] Santh: stop dating two brits
[11:03 PM] Giovenith: Q1: AMERICA
[11:03 PM] Santh: that's dangerous
[11:04 PM] Gren: No u.
[11:04 PM] Santh: I'm not dating any brits
[11:04 PM] Kyrusia: Question #2: Ummm, how did you come to meet the other panelists on NS? (Asked by Ched.)
[11:04 PM] Gren: Mostly just interacting.
[11:04 PM] Santh: Q2 I don't know the other panelists
[11:05 PM] Giovenith: Q2: I found this weird website for losers called NationStates and it was all downhill from there
[11:05 PM] Zark: through the mentor program, mostly
[11:05 PM] Kyrusia: Q2: Craigslist.
[11:05 PM] Santh: But they're all on my naughty list
[11:05 PM] Zark: I met few of 'em prior to joining it so
[11:05 PM] Lamoni: We were all thrown in this dark room full of snakes, and had to use our fingertips to get out... the hissing got to you more than anything. :wink:
[11:05 PM] Maltropia: Q2: I thought these were all just other aspects of my split personality disorder.
[11:05 PM] Gren: Actually, hilarious story, Swith once reported me for flaming.
[11:05 PM] Giovenith: Gren is an outlaw
[11:05 PM] Zark: mostly I just knew Swith and Cer from when they tried to join EH for a bit
[11:05 PM] Giovenith: Living on the edge
[11:05 PM] Lamoni: In reality: The mentors WAAAAY back when I joined were friends of mine.
[11:05 PM] Gren: Nah, I was acquitted.
[11:06 PM] Gren: I'm like the Juice.
[11:06 PM] Maltropia: Srs answer: I know most of these people from Mentoring, and Lamoni from GE&Ting.
[11:06 PM] Gren: Except I'm not stuck in the past.
[11:06 PM] Maltropia: Not to be confused with G&Ting.
[11:06 PM] Gren: Ganting?
[11:06 PM] Kyrusia: Q#3: pray tell, a brief history of the Mentor program, for those uninformed among us.
(Like myself) (Asked by Lord Dominator.)
[11:07 PM] Santh: So
[11:07 PM] Maltropia: In the beginning there was Jen
[11:07 PM] Gren: All I know, is that Nightkill was one.
[11:07 PM] Santh: no
[11:07 PM] Maltropia: and I wasn't there
[11:07 PM] Santh: that beginning was NST
[11:07 PM] Maltropia: so I was kinda sad
[11:07 PM] Santh: get it right
[11:07 PM] Lamoni:
[11:07 PM] Gren: Kid was a noob back in the day. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:07 PM] Santh: NS Trainers started and died, like, 5 times
[11:07 PM] Lamoni: That's like asking a bunch of drunks to come up with a coherent story about their day.
[11:07 PM] Santh: so, Jenrak started a more official group
[11:07 PM] Lamoni: Called the Mentors.
[11:07 PM] Gren: gets crucified for referencing Night's days as a nuub
[11:07 PM] Zark: tbh I have no idea what the history of the mentor program is
[11:08 PM] Santh: and literally shanghaied people into mentors
[11:08 PM] Santh: some... didn't survive
[11:08 PM] Lamoni: I am litterally a 2nd gen mentor.
[11:08 PM] Santh: I'm first gen, I think
[11:08 PM] Lamoni: Don't ask about those who sadly did not survive.
[11:08 PM] Santh: and you're why I drink
[11:08 PM] Maltropia: I might be third?
[11:08 PM] Lamoni:
[11:08 PM] Maltropia: I recall stealing Yohannes' keys on his way out
[11:09 PM] Gren: I'm not a mentor.
[11:09 PM] Santh: Gren became a mentor on September 23rd, 2024
[11:09 PM] Kyrusia: Q#:potato: What's the most memorable and craziest mentoring you have ever done on the site? (Asked by Ched; avoid specifics.)
[11:09 PM] Maltropia: Can't remember.
[11:09 PM] Gren: I'm the fucking john connor of mentors.
[11:09 PM] Santh: There was this guy who was obsessed with this other guy
[11:09 PM] Sunset: I think Maltropia is littorally a mentor, but that's a whole different kettle of fish.
[11:09 PM] Santh: and I tried mediating
[11:09 PM] Santh: and it didn't work
[11:10 PM] Zark: tbh I haven't had to do anything all that crazy
[11:10 PM] Maltropia: Coastal management degree; everything I do is littoral.
[11:10 PM] Gren: SAme
[11:10 PM] Lamoni: Getting into the middle of a big argument, trying to get both sides to calm down and work things out. Didn't work. (names withheld for various reasons).
[11:10 PM] Giovenith: Q3: This was before I was an official Mentor, but I once TG'd someone with advice for an RP because he had publicly asked for it. He immediately requested to marry our leaders in reply.
[11:11 PM] Lamoni:
[11:11 PM] Zark: LOLWUT
[11:11 PM] Gren: Gio marry me. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:11 PM] Maltropia: Oh, I was once asked to explain what "pole play mentors" were.
[11:11 PM] Maltropia: That's a bit too mature for NS though.
[11:11 PM] Lamoni: I remember that, Malt.
[11:11 PM] Giovenith: Interestingly, not the first time I've been round-about proposed to completely out of nowhere on the internet
[11:11 PM] Santh: I mentored Malt in pole play, like, eight years ago
[11:11 PM] Kyrusia: "Pole play Mentors."
[11:11 PM] Gren: I was about to say, that's my favorite Tumblr, Malt.
[11:12 PM] Maltropia: Santh is the expert.
[11:12 PM] Lamoni: Santh and I know where all the bodies are buried.
[11:12 PM] Gren: I pioneered it.
[11:13 PM] Kyrusia: Question #5: Who on god's green earth decided to allow this late night panel?
Also, how did you all get your green/red status? (Asked by Deramen.)
[11:13 PM] Kyrusia: Q5: Me and nsrps.boards.net/thread/50/mentor-program-overview
[11:13 PM] Maltropia: Bribes
[11:13 PM] Zark: ^
[11:13 PM] Santh: Q5 Kyrusia does not live on god's green earth
[11:13 PM] Zark: nuff said, really
[11:13 PM] Lamoni: Kyru decided to allow the panel. We got our positions with bribes. :wink:
[11:13 PM] Santh: He lives Underneath
[11:13 PM] Santh: he is afraid of the zee, however
[11:13 PM] Gren: We all took a vote after the orgy.
[11:13 PM] Santh: goats cannot swim(edited)
[11:13 PM] Lamoni: But seriously, the guide that was linked will give you an idea of how we ACTUALLY got our green names.
[11:14 PM] Kyrusia: BUT IS IT ART?!
[11:14 PM] Santh: I got mine by random selection, like many of the first mentors
[11:14 PM] Giovenith: Q5: Ultimately? Unusually extensive education on social influencing, more patience than probably healthy, and a bit of ponies.
[11:14 PM] Lamoni: Yes Kyru, it is.
[11:14 PM] Santh: it was really hit-and-miss in the beginning
[11:14 PM] Gren: all art is porn, jyru
[11:14 PM] Sunset: And I have no idea what was going through anyone's head when they gave Kyru any shred of authority. The man's... Wait, what was that? A million? Seriously? Okay... He's a saint.
[11:15 PM] Zark:
[11:15 PM] Santh: those aren't American dollars, Sunset
[11:15 PM] Santh: they're sand dollars
[11:15 PM] Lamoni: Kyru, the Demonic Mentor Overgoat
[11:15 PM] Maltropia: Kyrusia was nearly passed over in favour of Hataria
[11:15 PM] Maltropia: True story
[11:15 PM] Lamoni:
[11:15 PM] Sunset: Dunna care. I gotta make 4 beds to keep the settlers happy and that's cloth son, cloth.
[11:16 PM] Santh: sand dollars aren't...
[11:16 PM] Santh: nevermind
[11:16 PM] Santh: have fun with that
[11:16 PM] Kyrusia: Question #6: WTF is up with the Mentor "coat of arms"?
[11:16 PM] Santh: Q6 link?
[11:16 PM] Lamoni: We decided that we wanted one, and Kyru made one.
[11:16 PM] Lamoni: True fax
[11:16 PM] Maltropia: Kyrusia decided he wanted one*
[11:16 PM] Kyrusia: santh nsrps.boards.net/thread/50/mentor-program-overview
[11:16 PM] Gren: Ther'es a coat of arms?
[11:16 PM] Santh: the board is down!
[11:16 PM] Zark: there is Gren and it's great -nods-
[11:16 PM] Gren: I thought we just had a goat of arms.
[11:17 PM] Giovenith: Q6: What's up is that you better make your proper blood sacrifices to the Goatlord or you won't like what you find in your toilet the next full moon
[11:17 PM] Zark:
[11:17 PM] Zark: puts Kyru on banner, displays
[11:17 PM] Santh: I see nothing wrong with our CoA
[11:17 PM] Kyrusia: i.imgur.com/g6VXhuP.png
[11:17 PM] Lamoni: I like our CoA
[11:17 PM] Santh: there's overgoats, of course
[11:17 PM] Santh: a quill and paper
[11:17 PM] Lamoni: Macabees
[11:17 PM] Santh: for writing, naturally
[11:17 PM] Gren: So, I was right. Goat of arms.
[11:17 PM] Santh: a lock, for imprisonment
[11:17 PM] Santh: a flog, for the obvious
[11:18 PM] Maltropia: An open lock to show that we don't actually have any authority so stop asking us to do mod things
[11:18 PM] Swith: Hiya, I'm Swith, and I lost track of time. Somebody beer me, plz.
[11:18 PM] Santh: pretty self-explanatory
[11:18 PM] Lamoni: Don't mind that everything on the CoA can be used for BDSM. :wink:
[11:18 PM] Gren: Kinky BDSM?
[11:18 PM] Santh: no
[11:18 PM] Maltropia: Especially the goats
[11:18 PM] Zark: beers Swith
[11:18 PM] Lamoni: gives Swith a beer
[11:18 PM] Santh: the nonkinky bdsm
[11:18 PM] Gren: tosses a fith of vodka to Swith
[11:18 PM] Maltropia: BDSM can be kinky?
[11:18 PM] Swith: Yay! I'll take both, TY.
[11:18 PM] Gren: Beer on liquor will make you sicker.
[11:19 PM] Swith: Yes, Malt, but in the case of our crest, we're just knotty.
[11:19 PM] Gren: Liquer on beer, never fear.
[11:19 PM] Kyrusia: Best Question: How much sand paper underwear does it take to produce a Bastard Mentor post? (Asked by Tilt.)
[11:19 PM] Lamoni: Kyru would know best.
[11:19 PM] Swith: None. It takes more effort for me not to be a bastard mentor. :smile:
[11:19 PM] Santh: BQ I haven't produced one
[11:19 PM] Gren: Whatever the wequivalent of dealing with my drunk ass all night is.
[11:19 PM] Giovenith: I ate my bastard Mentor counterpart the second she was born. I now have the strength of two little girls.
[11:19 PM] Lamoni: I hope that you're stronger than that, Gio.
[11:20 PM] Santh: combined or one at a time?
[11:20 PM] Kyrusia: BQ: Standard issue, ofc.
[11:20 PM] Gren: Gio doen'st even lift.
[11:20 PM] Swith: She pulls her weight, though.
[11:20 PM] Zark: that light, Swith?
[11:20 PM] Swith:
[11:20 PM] Sunset: I wouldn't know. I'm old school - while you're busy making a Bastard Mentor post, I've changed your login password to 'goshimaplonker', changed your disk allocation to a random two digit number, and sent those pictures of you from the campus security cameras to the Dean.
[11:20 PM] Lamoni: Gio needs to go to the Gym!
[11:20 PM] Giovenith: once actually sat in a hanging chair, tried to lift my own weight, couldn't
[11:21 PM] Maltropia: Did you try lifting by your shoestrings?
[11:21 PM] Kyrusia: Question #7: Favorite and funniest RP you've ever participated in? (Lord Dominator and Sailor, respectively.)
[11:21 PM] Gren: PULL URSEF UP BYE UR BOOTSTRASP!
[11:21 PM] Maltropia: The war on GEIJD, purely for the adventures of Akimonad's rogue ship the Skua.
[11:21 PM] Lamoni: I'm with Malt on this one.
[11:21 PM] Santh: Q7 No one in II has a sense of humor, so no funny ones
[11:21 PM] Maltropia: Also the baby-throwing incident.
[11:21 PM] Zark: for me, the second iteration of Elementals, down in P2TM
[11:21 PM] Giovenith: That baby had it coming.
[11:22 PM] Kyrusia: "The Baby Throwing Incident."
[11:22 PM] Maltropia: It was a sackful of babies, to be clear.
[11:22 PM] Zark: quality-wise, pretty good, but probably not that great
[11:22 PM] Zark: but I had tons of fun in it
[11:22 PM] Maltropia: If anyone's up for it, I'd love to revive that thread some time.
[11:22 PM] Gren: I'm down for babby throwing,
[11:22 PM] Swith: My favorite is Personification Life. I love the people in our group. Awesome PLeeps are awesome. The funniest is a half-assed PbEM on our corporate server. It's like crack.
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: Oh, favourite RP? Anything I start.
[11:23 PM] Giovenith: Q7: That pseudo-RP we had in PL's OOC when we all first got out family roles
[11:23 PM] Santh: Can we do least favorite?
[11:23 PM] Santh: Mine are anything Mal starts
[11:23 PM] Lamoni: Tells Malt that he's gonna need a bigger
[11:23 PM] Kyrusia: Question #8: Should we or should we not start pumping laughing gas into the super secret Mentor clubhouse?
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: Also anything I start, yes
[11:23 PM] Swith: Oh god, I remember that, Gio!
[11:23 PM] Gren: its not already there?
[11:23 PM] Lamoni: I thought that it was ALWAYS being pumped in there!
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: My favourite RP is the IIwiki discussion thread
[11:23 PM] Santh: Q8 clubhouse is air-tight
[11:23 PM] Santh: we're suffocating
[11:23 PM] Maltropia: We pretend we have a working server
[11:24 PM] Swith: The gas might mask the fart and gym sock smell.
[11:24 PM] Santh: send help
[11:24 PM] Giovenith: Q8: I stay stony-faced in the presence of laughing gas.
[11:24 PM] Lamoni: The clubhouse could really use some showers, just saying.
[11:24 PM] Gren: Souns like Cer's been having fun.
[11:24 PM] Zark: gas cannot affect a lich
[11:24 PM] Zark: I rest my case
[11:24 PM] Kyrusia: We can't afford both running water and booze.
[11:24 PM] Swith: Okay, booze stays.
[11:24 PM] Kyrusia: Correction: I can't pay for y'all to have both.
[11:25 PM] Kyrusia: Correction: We don't need running water.
[11:25 PM] Gren: you can shower in booze.
[11:25 PM] Lamoni: Heh, that's right, I made Kyru pay for everything.
[11:25 PM] Santh: We can bathe with vodka
[11:25 PM] Gren: Works just as well.
[11:25 PM] Lamoni: Hey Kyru, wanna explain that one?
[11:25 PM] Gren: its basically just rubbing alcohol anyways, Santh.
[11:25 PM] Swith: Lamoni, running water?
[11:25 PM] Gren: I should know, I'm drinking it.
[11:25 PM] Mincaldenteans: lies, its that hot tub he's been saving up for
[11:25 PM] Lamoni: :wink:
[11:25 PM] Swith: :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:25 PM] Santh: Why is the tequila drinking rubbing alcohol
[11:25 PM] Swith: Wait, Kyru is the mod for this panel?
[11:26 PM] Gren: Because I can't drink myself.
[11:26 PM] Santh: Kyu is the mood for everything
[11:26 PM] Swith: offers ice for the Goat's mousing hand I'd hate to do this transcript!
[11:26 PM] Kyrusia: :cow:
[11:26 PM] Santh: Mousing hand
[11:26 PM] Santh: Right
[11:26 PM] Kyrusia: Don't worry. I don't put as much effort as you do. Everybody just gets lines and bolded questions.
[11:26 PM] Santh: Is that what is called
[11:27 PM] Swith: Tsk. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:27 PM] Lamoni: So Kyru pays for everything at the Mentor clubhouse because I was clever enough to figure out how to access his cards, bank accounts, and everywhere else that he stores money. We also have access to his liquor cabinet. True Fax.
[11:27 PM] Swith: Questions? Throw us questions, man!
[11:27 PM] Kyrusia: Question Something: Best quotes. Now. (Asked by Sailor.)(edited)
[11:28 PM] Zark: meh, don't have any
[11:28 PM] Lamoni: But i'm too lazy to go look for your reaction to when you realized that you are paying for everything, Kyru! :wink:
[11:28 PM] Sunset: Everything I say is NSFS.
[11:28 PM] Lamoni: Because THAT is my favorite quote on NS.
[11:29 PM] Swith: I... I can't think of any. Total blank. It's a sign that my brain is fading.
[11:29 PM] Gren: Swith is drink!
[11:29 PM] Giovenith: “I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider. ” -Jhonen Vasquez
You didn't say they had to be from NS. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:29 PM] Santh: I feel woefully unprepared for this panel
[11:29 PM] Kyrusia: It's OK. They didn't expect any.
[11:29 PM] Swith: Sadly, I am too sober.
[11:30 PM] Lamoni: "...That explains where all the money in my offshore account went..." - Kyru
[11:30 PM] Kyrusia: Question #10: What kind of snacks is there in the Minty lounge? (Asked by Tilt.)
[11:30 PM] Giovenith: Q10: Babies.
[11:30 PM] Swith: Besides, if I were drunk, I'd poke @koth until he stopped clock-watching and started dancing with us.
[11:30 PM] Santh: Tacos
[11:30 PM] Swith: Souls.
[11:30 PM] Maltropia: Not the same babies that went out the window, to be clear
[11:30 PM] Koth: eh?
[11:30 PM] Gren: Santh, PT2m is NS's frat house. We'll druink you under the dabtle.
[11:30 PM] Lamoni: The dead bodies and souls of those who annoy us.
[11:30 PM] Santh: Soul tacos
[11:30 PM] Swith: Gren, so true.
[11:30 PM] Sunset: Imported cheese and well-aged wine. See Kyru's offshore bank account.
[11:30 PM] Giovenith: Babies annoy us.
[11:30 PM] Zark: soul tacos are the best
[11:30 PM] Zark: especially if they come with carcasses to reanimate
[11:31 PM] Zark: and guacamole
[11:31 PM] Santh: 8 shots of yourself gren
[11:31 PM] Santh: Let's go
[11:31 PM] Zark: let's not forget the guacamole
[11:31 PM] Gren: already there Santh.
[11:31 PM] Santh: Damn
[11:31 PM] Santh: No wonder I hit my head on that tale
[11:31 PM] Kyrusia: Question #11: For those who can/will drink, how inebriated are you on a scale of 1-7? (Asked by Lord Dominator.)
[11:31 PM] Lamoni: Drinks all of P2TM under the table
[11:31 PM] Giovenith: Q11: sips water(edited)
[11:31 PM] Santh: What number is more?
[11:32 PM] Lamoni: Q11: What number is the drunkest?
[11:32 PM] Gren: Eleventy six.
[11:32 PM] Kyrusia: Q11: What is number?
[11:32 PM] Santh: Q11 yes
[11:32 PM] Maltropia: Q11 not for me thanks
[11:32 PM] Swith: But... Swith can not into alcohol this week. :sob:
[11:32 PM] Gren: wai doe(edited)
[11:32 PM] Zark: Q11: attempts to drink, alcohol drips from his open ribcage
[11:33 PM] Swith: iz not allowed by doktorr.
[11:33 PM] Zark: dok-torr
[11:33 PM] Zark: exterminate
[11:33 PM] Gren: Aww.
[11:33 PM] Swith: Dok-torr
[11:33 PM] Gren: I'm tau on a scale of 1-7.
[11:33 PM] Kyrusia: Question #12: most insane ideas the Mentors had to shoot down? (Asked by Eridani.)
[11:33 PM] Gren: of druink.
[11:33 PM] Santh: Cybersex
[11:34 PM] Zark: well there was one asshole who thought it might be nice to have a sympo- oh wait
[11:34 PM] Maltropia: Making Maltropia a Mentor
[11:34 PM] Santh: Not insane I guess
[11:34 PM] Maltropia: I mean seriously, what kind of dumb idea was that?
[11:34 PM] Santh: But that got shot down
[11:34 PM] Swith: That's okay, though. I'm beautiful flips hair so people buy me drinks and I pass them on to all of you. :smile:
[11:34 PM] Maltropia: Fortunately
[11:34 PM] Lamoni: Q12: Swith stalking me
[11:34 PM] Lamoni: :wink:
[11:34 PM] Gren: Maltropia sounds like a mix drink with a 40 oz.
[11:34 PM] Lamoni: I keep calling Malt "Single Malt Whiskey" watches intently for his reaction
[11:35 PM] Swith: Oh god, really? The most insane was "Why don't we use change.org to petition Max to stop r/d!"
[11:35 PM] Single Malt Whiskey: bleeds to death
[11:35 PM] Swith: I was all, "Max don't give two shits. Hush and go lock your region."
[11:35 PM] Gren: I take reesponsibilility for that.
[11:35 PM] Lameoni: Rightio
[11:36 PM] Lamoni: :stuck_out_tongue: Drinks more Single Malt Whiskey
[11:36 PM] Santh: I liked the petitions to remove all mods after the may massacre
[11:36 PM] Swith: Wat?
[11:36 PM] Swith: You serious??
[11:36 PM] Lamoni: That was both amusing, and insane.
[11:36 PM] Giovenith: Q12: "No, I won't marry my leader to you so she can birth a baby that will massacre sentient animals."
[11:36 PM] Lamoni: We serious.
[11:37 PM] Kyrusia: Question #13: Favorite franchise? (Asked by LD.)
[11:37 PM] Swith: To RP?
[11:37 PM] Gren: not my empooyer.
[11:37 PM] Santh: Circle K
[11:37 PM] Lamoni: Probably the most insane thing that the mentors had to cope with was the reaction to "Liberate Haven," in all honesty.
[11:37 PM] Lamoni: Q13: 7-11
[11:37 PM] Sunset: Q12: Hard one to answer; Insanity depends on the context in which its asked. Most are just some form of 'breach of community standards'. Like 1AU starships.
[11:37 PM] Swith: WH40K, though I'm getting burnt on the codex changes. They nerfed me fucking nids.
[11:37 PM] Kyrusia: I also don't like em:poop:yer.
[11:37 PM] Santh: Circle K is cheaper
[11:37 PM] Santh: 89 cent drinks
[11:38 PM] Zark: I don't know about RPing (I don't tend to RP franchises), but I love the story of the Legacy of Kain games, fwiw
[11:38 PM] Sunset: Q13: Wendy's.
[11:38 PM] Giovenith: Q13: Ever? Sailor Moon. To RP? Whatever it is I'm hooked on at the moment.
[11:38 PM] Zark: oh fast food
[11:38 PM] Zark: nevermind
[11:38 PM] Swith: Food franchise would be Panda Express.
[11:38 PM] Lamoni: No Circle K out my way, santh
[11:38 PM] Zark: well actually there's these local pizzas called chipola :ok_hand:
[11:38 PM] Santh: I'm sorry
[11:38 PM] Kyrusia: Favorite fast food? Orphanage.(edited)
[11:38 PM] Zark: LOLL
[11:38 PM] Santh: Kids aren't fast
[11:38 PM] Sunset: Wow.
[11:38 PM] Swith: The paperwork takes forever.
[11:39 PM] Giovenith: Favorite fast food: McDonalds. I'm gross American trash.
[11:39 PM] Swith: And they're stringy.
[11:39 PM] Santh: Eridani is violent
[11:39 PM] Lamoni: Favorite fast food? Probably McDonalds or Wendys.
[11:39 PM] Santh: Ew
[11:39 PM] Santh: Taco shops
[11:39 PM] Swith: I thought you typed "Eridani is violet"... was about to demand that anchor button.
[11:39 PM] Santh: Best fast foods
[11:39 PM] Kyrusia: Question #14: How much would you say the current panel resembles an average Mentor chat, except with random questions from the usually non-existent audience? (Asked by LD.)
[11:40 PM] Santh: It doesn't
[11:40 PM] Santh: We don't talk
[11:40 PM] Lamoni: We're having too much fun here.
[11:40 PM] Giovenith: Q14: This is about 40% less stupid than it usually is.
[11:40 PM] Zark: on a scale of one to ten? :sweet_potato:
[11:40 PM] Santh: Which number is stupider?
[11:40 PM] Swith: The average Mentor chat is a wake.
[11:41 PM] Gren: Im here, so its too incopmetent
[11:41 PM] Swith: Well, except for our NSFW section. We share nudes.
[11:41 PM] Gren: I drag down the thing.
[11:41 PM] Santh: Mostly of other players
[11:41 PM] Kyrusia: Question #15: What 'verse have you not seen as a basis for RP but would jump on on sight? (Asked by Tilt 2x!)
[11:41 PM] Santh: Like gren
[11:41 PM] Swith: Mostly the nudes players send us when they're stalking us.
[11:42 PM] Gren: speaking of which, did you get my latest set, Swtih?
[11:42 PM] Lamoni:
[11:42 PM] Swith: I've seen too much. Too much. I would love a KND RP, though.
[11:42 PM] Giovenith: Q15: Invader Zim. Well, I mean, I have seen RP universes based on that, but none of them were... good.
[11:42 PM] Kyrusia: Also something like twenty minutes remain before I stop bothering to log our shitposting anymore. x]
[11:42 PM] Swith: Gren, I did. Very sexy.
[11:42 PM] Santh: Q15: The Expanse
[11:42 PM] Gren: aawww man, I loved knd as a kdi.
[11:42 PM] Zark: I don't think I'd jump on it, but something related to the aforementioned LoK would be badass
[11:42 PM] Gren: ty bby
[11:42 PM] Gren: :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:42 PM] Zark: maybe Darksiders or something, dunno
[11:42 PM] Giovenith: I still remember what Number of the KND I pretended to be. 633.
[11:42 PM] Swith: Shitposting for the win!
[11:43 PM] Swith: We should make a KND RP.
[11:43 PM] Lamoni: Hooray for shitposting!!!!!
[11:43 PM] Santh: I wouldn't actually RP it because I don't do P2tm
[11:43 PM] Santh: but The expanse for reals
[11:43 PM] Swith: Santh, you can do P2TM. We don't bite that hard. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:43 PM] Santh: akso you can tell when I am using my phone or not
[11:43 PM] Gren: I barely bige at all
[11:43 PM] Zark: I liked KND back when I watched TV, but I barely remember a thing about it
[11:44 PM] Kyrusia: Question #16: When the symposium concludes on Friday night, what's the first you're going to do? (besides falling asleep for a well deserved rest) (Asked by Ched.)
[11:44 PM] Giovenith: I could start an Invader Zim RP, but it would never get off the ground because Irkens don't have sex and I'd try to enforce canon.
[11:44 PM] Swith: It's ending?
[11:44 PM] Gren: knd > nkvd
[11:44 PM] Santh: Q16 ask how long the symposium is going on for
[11:44 PM] Gren: Im gonna work on research!
[11:44 PM] Kyrusia: I'd join a Cheka-based RP. xD
[11:44 PM] Giovenith: Q16: Eat something warm and covered in grease or oil.
[11:44 PM] Swith: I'm going to sleep. For a whole day. And then I'm going to catch up on all my RP.
[11:45 PM] Kyrusia: Probably drink.
[11:45 PM] Gren: and maybe catch up on rp.
[11:45 PM] Kyrusia: Like, actually drink.
[11:45 PM] Zark: probably keep on playing vidya and doing mundane shit on P2TM
[11:45 PM] Maltropia: Stop putting off my overdue thesis
[11:45 PM] Lamoni: After the NSRPS is over? RP, drink, rp, drink some more... repeat.
[11:45 PM] Swith: I'm not putting your thesis off.
[11:46 PM] Maltropia: I'm up 'til 4 in the morning 'cause you guys can't figure out how to [anchor]
[11:46 PM] Swith: LMAO
[11:46 PM] Maltropia: I don't exactly see you doing it either, Swith
[11:46 PM] Gren: heyh, man, id on't even knwo what the shit your thesis is.
[11:46 PM] Swith: Malt, that's because I've been busy finishing my dissertation. :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:46 PM] Kyrusia: Question #17: Imperial or Stormcloak? (Asked by Eridani; modified by me.)
[11:46 PM] Swith: Neither.
[11:47 PM] Zark: I don't play that
[11:47 PM] Santh: Imperial
[11:47 PM] Lamoni: Imperial. DIE, STORMCLOAK SCUM!
[11:47 PM] Gren: jedi
[11:47 PM] Santh: Stormclocks are stupid
[11:47 PM] Giovenith: Arguing on the internet taught me more about fallacies, sourcing, and structure than school ever did.
[11:47 PM] Swith: Dragonborn.
[11:47 PM] Sunset: Stormcloak, Imperials tried to kill me and for no damned good reason.
[11:47 PM] Kyrusia: THE REACH IS FOR THE REACHMEN!
[11:47 PM] Gren: NCR
[11:47 PM] Giovenith: Q17: Beatniks.
[11:47 PM] Santh: NCR
[11:47 PM] Maltropia: The Dwarves are for the Dwarves!
[11:47 PM] Maltropia: Wait, that's Lewis
[11:48 PM] Gren: haha ninjad
[11:48 PM] Santh: no
[11:48 PM] Santh: I agreed with you
[11:48 PM] Swith: (You know, the next time we do this, let's swap avatars and nicks)
[11:48 PM] Gren: suuuuure
[11:48 PM] Sunset: Though yes, Stormcloaks are stupid. Pretty much both sides are stupid cause they are clearly being played.
[11:48 PM] Lamoni: That'd be a cool idea, Swith.
[11:48 PM] Gren: that's be alwesome, swithe
[11:48 PM] Swith: :smile:
[11:48 PM] Kyrusia: Question #18: If you had to swap one day with any other Mentor, which would it be and why?
[11:48 PM] Santh: you're being played, Sunset. Played like a cheap harpsichord
[11:49 PM] Zark: I dunno
[11:49 PM] Giovenith: Q18: None, my life is disgustingly lazy right now, I don't want to fill it with RESPONSIBILITIES.
[11:49 PM] Swith: I'd swap with Kyru and then give all Mentors a solid week off from duty.
[11:49 PM] Gren: was Nat ever a mentor?
[11:49 PM] Lamoni: I'd switch with moka, so that I could be drunk all day long.
[11:49 PM] Maltropia: I've been taking weeks off anyway
[11:49 PM] Zark: most of them sound like they have jobs and responsibilities, eww
[11:49 PM] Zark: Gren, no
[11:49 PM] Lamoni: @moka
[11:49 PM] Gren: Shit
[11:50 PM] moka: hiccup
[11:50 PM] moka: what
[11:50 PM] Lamoni: The moka finally arrives!
[11:50 PM] Kyrusia: Question #19: if you had to have a college garage band what would you call it? (Asked by WPT.)
[11:50 PM] Swith: Kyru, who would you swap with? Tell ussss.
[11:50 PM] Zark: we keep this up, we'll get more cameos than the MCU
[11:50 PM] Swith: We did. It was called Anal Lace.
[11:50 PM] moka: The Moka is tired...
[11:50 PM] Santh: Q19 My actual college garage band was The Siren Says
[11:50 PM] Santh: I played bass
[11:50 PM] Maltropia: Q:19: The
[11:50 PM] Kyrusia: REDACTED
[11:50 PM] Zark: Nearly-Soulless Human/Jameson Hybrid (inside joke )
[11:51 PM] Kyrusia: Santh knows what it is.
[11:51 PM] moka: Q19: Trans-formers
[11:51 PM] Kyrusia: IT'S A FAMOUS NAME FOR A SHIP.
[11:51 PM] Swith: Lollipop?
[11:51 PM] Lamoni: Titanic?
[11:51 PM] Kyrusia: No.
[11:51 PM] Gren: that sowns like some kinky shit, siwth.
[11:51 PM] Giovenith: Q19: The 12th Muse. We don't play instruments or perform, we just scream into mics for 40 minutes straight. It's a commentary on the degrading nature of art in modern society.
[11:51 PM] Maltropia: You sown, Gren
[11:51 PM] Sunset: Q19: The only instrument I've ever 'trained' on - poorly - was the flute. So... It would be really obscene.
[11:51 PM] Tilt: Gio, marry me.
[11:51 PM] Gren: i have no musical talent, so no band
[11:51 PM] Swith: Gren, we played really bad metal... like really piss poor performance.
[11:51 PM] Giovenith: Not this time, Tilt. Not this time.
[11:51 PM] Tilt: q-q
[11:52 PM] Gren: bad metal is beter than no metal
[11:52 PM] Swith: True.
[11:52 PM] Kyrusia: 8 minutes until my logging patience has been expended.
[11:52 PM] Lamoni: Gio, confuse everyone, and marry Swith!
[11:52 PM] Maltropia: That's how you get tetanus, Gren
[11:52 PM] moka: Q19: Industrial intimacy
[11:52 PM] Gren: I got a shot for that acfter katrina, malt.
[11:52 PM] Kyrusia: Question 20: Favorite movie? (Asked by Deramen.)
[11:52 PM] Swith: 8 more minutes of being witty and clean, and then we can let loose.
[11:52 PM] Gren: actual favorie or favorit to hate?
[11:52 PM] Giovenith: Q20: 10 Things I Hate About You.
[11:52 PM] Swith: Mulan.
[11:52 PM] Zark: fuck, no idea
[11:53 PM] Tilt: That's OK, I'll just log the rest of it.
[11:53 PM] Lamoni: Q20: no idea, honestly
[11:53 PM] Santh: Q20 no idea but seeing as 10 Things was mentioned
[11:53 PM] Swith: Noes, Tilty.
[11:53 PM] moka: Q20: Scarface
[11:53 PM] Santh: "I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls"
[11:53 PM] Zark: I barely bother to do favorites because I can never pick, and with movies in particular I'm kind of apathetic
[11:53 PM] Tilt: (penguin)
[11:53 PM] Sunset: Q20: Mel Brooks anything.
[11:53 PM] Swith: ^
[11:53 PM] Maltropia: LotR and maybe Airplane.
[11:53 PM] Gren: woo melbriksl!
[11:53 PM] Lamoni: "And don't call me shirley"
[11:53 PM] Kyrusia: Tombstone.
[11:53 PM] Santh: melbriks are such a knock-off of Lego
[11:53 PM] Kyrusia: I'll be y' huckleberry...
[11:53 PM] moka: Mel Brooks is a saint, we need to cannonize him
[11:54 PM] Gren: ^
[11:54 PM] Santh: Tombstone is so good
[11:54 PM] moka: I should see that one
[11:54 PM] Lamoni: Pretends to be the Pope, canonizes Mel Brooks
[11:54 PM] Maltropia: "pretends"
[11:54 PM] moka: you know Lamoni we could just start our own religon
[11:54 PM] Lamoni: That we could!
[11:54 PM] Santh: Lamoni, why does your avatar look like John Oliver
[11:54 PM] Lamoni:
[11:54 PM] Sunset: I'm pretty sure Mel's been the Pope; He can cannonize himself.
[11:54 PM] Gren: i have a friend who startd a shrke pardoy religion.
[11:54 PM] moka: It's the ears santh
[11:54 PM] Maltropia: Why does John Oliver look like a pipe-smoking corgi
[11:55 PM] Kyrusia: Question #21: Eggplant or pickles? (Bastardized from Deramen.)
[11:55 PM] Swith: LMAO
[11:55 PM] Santh: pickles
[11:55 PM] Lamoni: The church of Mentors.
[11:55 PM] Gren: You blege alegence to the swamp.
[11:55 PM] Sunset: Pickles.
[11:55 PM] Lamoni: Pickles!
[11:55 PM] Santh: what the fuck is wrong with you, Derman
[11:55 PM] moka: Q21: Death
[11:55 PM] Zark: neither
[11:55 PM] Gren: and take a bite out of an onion.
[11:55 PM] Swith: Pickled eggplant.
[11:55 PM] Giovenith: Q21: They're both gross. Maruchan ramen noodles.
...
There's no food in this house right now.
[11:55 PM] Gren: Anoone remember Olthar?
[11:55 PM] Zark: I do
[11:55 PM] Maltropia: yes
[11:55 PM] Santh: Giovenith that's way too much salt
[11:55 PM] Lamoni: *Sends a shipment of food to Giovenith *
[11:55 PM] Santh: have you gotten your blood pressure checked?
[11:56 PM] Gren: I used ot run an f7 church dedicated tii ger,
[11:56 PM] Giovenith: santh You won't know the meaning of "too much salt" until I'm through with you
[11:56 PM] Tilt: pets Giovenith
[11:56 PM] moka: giggity
[11:56 PM] Swith: santh Seriously, she's sinister.
[11:56 PM] Kyrusia: FINAL QUESTION: Would you rather be doing anything other than this right now?
[11:57 PM] Santh: FQ god yes
[11:57 PM] Lamoni: Hell no! This is fun!
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: Anythin.
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: gggg
[11:57 PM] Zark: I'm already playing Starbound, so
[11:57 PM] Santh: In fact, I'm going now
[11:57 PM] Swith: Sleep.
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: Spare gs for when I next miss one
[11:57 PM] moka: well... I was about to go to sleep, then Lamoni summoned me
[11:57 PM] Gren: in bed with my lover and grillfriend
[11:57 PM] Giovenith: I have no life, so... I don't know.
[11:57 PM] Lamoni: Summons Moka, the drunk monster
[11:57 PM] Maltropia: George Foreman
[11:57 PM] Santh: I love Gren's grillfriend, too
[11:57 PM] Tilt: I pet people everyday.
[11:57 PM] Swith: pets Tilt
[11:57 PM] Zark: THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
[11:58 PM] Lamoni: pets Swith and Gio
[11:58 PM] Maltropia: So where am I sitting now, Zark?
[11:58 PM] Swith: is petted
[11:58 PM] Gren: but have the turns tabled?
[11:58 PM] moka: steps away from the petting
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[11:58 PM] Maltropia: This screws up the arrangements for the party
[11:58 PM] Zark: the tattles have turbed, Gren
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia:
NS Roleplay Symposium 2017
TOPIC: "Midnight Madness: The Revolving Door"
TIME: COMPLETED
[11:58 PM] Maltropia: Turbo-tattler
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia: Y'all shitpost elsewhere.
[11:58 PM] Swith:
[11:58 PM] Kyrusia: :stuck_out_tongue:
[11:58 PM] Gren: the titties have been turked
[11:59 PM] Swith: Kyru's all, "Fuck this shit. Go HOME."
[11:59 PM] Zark: nu
[11:59 PM] moka: *PETS EVERONE!(
[11:59 PM] Maltropia: You can't tell me what to do
[11:59 PM] Lamoni: Keep the shitposts going!